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The Nemesis News - issue 09.08.2016, page 11

Interview with Prof. Archibald Olstoff
on the Methodology of the Solutions of Quests 
by Falbala the scientific Text Tinkerer

Have you ever been to the ancient room of quests in the basement of the
church? In the old times wizards had to go there to tribute their quests.
But then this rite was declared useless and obsolete. So, for many years
the room was obviously forgotten.

But lately there is something going on there: it now seems to be an
archaeological excavation site!

I really wish to provide you, my dear readers, with the most current
information on this spectacular topic. It was only today that I met Prof.
Archibald Olstoff, a leading Archaeologist and responsible for the
excavation site, and asked him a couple of questions:

Falbala says: Good morning, Prof. Olstoff. Thank you very much for this
              meeting on the excavation site.
Prof. Olstoff mumbles: Ahh, dumb laity everywhere... - Ahem, Good morning,
              Falbala.
Falbala asks: Could you please tell my readers, what you are doing here?

Prof. Olstoff is going down on his knees and poking one skinny finger
carefully into a pile of dust.

Prof. Olstoff says: Well, I am digging and searching the squares...
Falbala asks: What for?
Prof. Olstoff says: A lot of people might be interested in the Methodology
              of the Solutions of Quests. That is to say, there might be
              some hints for quests here... But you should read my book,
              as soon as it is written. A really interesting topic...:
              An Introduction to the Systematic Disfunctional Theoretical
              and Empirical Analysis of the Questing Phenomena of Wizards
              in Ancient Times.
Falbala asks: When will it be available?
Prof. Olstoff says: Ahem, well - some time after I will have started to
              write it... But will you excuse me now, Falbala. I really
              need to dance now.

Prof. Olstoff makes a jump to the left and then a step to the right, with
his hands on his hips he brings his knees in tight and does the pelvic
thrust.

Prof. Olstoff mumbles: Ahh, dumb laity everywhere...
Falbala states: Ahh... Ok...- thank you, Prof. Olstoff, for this interesting
              interview.

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                 Issue 2        09.08.2016        10 coins

                                 CONTENTS

    Page 2  - Editorial    : "The Second Issue"          - Kiri
    Page 3  - Report       : "The Great Earthquake"      - Unknown
    Page 4  - Advertisement: "Soaker's Hut"              - Wastl
    Page 5  - Feature      : "Pool Talk"                 - Falbala
    Page 6  - Feature      : "Shop Talk"                 - Falbala
    Page 7  - Feature      : "Cemetery Talk"             - Falbala
    Page 8  - Report       : "Penguin's Point"           - Dagobert Duck
    Page 9  - Recipe       : "Hot Fish Soup"             - Dagobert Duck
    Page 10 - Interview    : "Joker, the Joker"          - Ponkie
    Page 11 - Interview    : "Prof. Archibald Olstoff"   - Falbala

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