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The Nemesis News - issue 09.08.2016, page 10

You are in a bright illuminated hall. Joker the quest-master sits on
his small throne. A ladder leads up to the puzzle rooms.
Next to the ladder there are some rules.
    There is one obvious exit: west.
Joker, the joker (wearing a jinglecap).
A highscore table.
Ponkie arrives.
Joker asks: Hi you mighty creature! Wanna challenge me?
Joker snickers.
Ponkie asks: Hello Joker! Challenge? How should I challenge you?
Joker says: Just climb the ladder up and let me have fun watching you!
Joker grins evilly.
Ponkie says: Ah, the silly puzzle. Sorry, I have no time for your puzzle.
Joker says: Bah, you don't dare it, you are too silly for it!
Ponkie asks: No, I definitely won't do your puzzle now. Can I ask you some
             questions instead?
Joker asks: I knew, you are a loser, c'mon what do you want to know?
Ponkie sighs deeply.
Ponkie says: There are many stories told about you in comic strips...
Joker says: Noooo! That's not me! That's a damned betrayer. He took my name
            and a lot of terrible makeup and tries to rule the world.
Ponkie asks: Not you?
Joker says: No, but i don't like Batman, either.
Joker smiles happily.
Ponkie asks: Oh - well, are you the Joker from the card games, then?
Joker falls down laughing.
Joker says: Ah, those guys are stupid imitations and have no sense of humor...
Ponkie says: ...but you...
Joker says: I have humor!
Joker flicks a booger on Ponkie.
Joker crawls on the floor, hammering with his fists onto it laughingly.
Ponkie sighs deeply.
Joker asks: That's humor - do you understand?
Ponkie asks: Well - not quite, but it's alright. What Joker are you then, if
             none of the above?
Joker says: I am The Joker! The impersonation of fun and happiness. Nobody
            will ever reach me!
Ponkie says: Hm...
Joker says: I am the funniest person of the world - funnier than everything.
Ponkie says: But...
Joker says: Look, how funny I am. Hahahahahaha.
Ponkie says: Well...
Joker says: Ah, you bore me to death. I see an innocent player coming towards
            my tower. This will really become a funny party. I already see him
            moving coloured blocks around...
Joker grins demonically.
Joker says: And now get out of my sight!
Joker casts a hole below Ponkie's feet.
Ponkie falls through the hole.
The hole vanishes.
Joker falls down laughing. 

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                 Issue 2        09.08.2016        10 coins

                                 CONTENTS

    Page 2  - Editorial    : "The Second Issue"          - Kiri
    Page 3  - Report       : "The Great Earthquake"      - Unknown
    Page 4  - Advertisement: "Soaker's Hut"              - Wastl
    Page 5  - Feature      : "Pool Talk"                 - Falbala
    Page 6  - Feature      : "Shop Talk"                 - Falbala
    Page 7  - Feature      : "Cemetery Talk"             - Falbala
    Page 8  - Report       : "Penguin's Point"           - Dagobert Duck
    Page 9  - Recipe       : "Hot Fish Soup"             - Dagobert Duck
    Page 10 - Interview    : "Joker, the Joker"          - Ponkie
    Page 11 - Interview    : "Prof. Archibald Olstoff"   - Falbala

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